2 words. Danzo Shimura

Barber: I haven't seen you in years, bro
Me: I was employed


Programmer Joke. Only clean up for interview. Now I have Russian Accent.

Why do he need a box cutter

This reminds me of yee yee ass hair cut

That took a f**king dark turn. 😶😂

Me laughing in my bed when im supposed to be asleep (my mom kicks down the door confused why im still up) WHY YOU LAUGHING SO HARD 𝚖𝚎: MY EYES MY EYES 😂

My mom: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

You're killing me! I'm actually dying.

He fucked up

When he says “oooh no” I can’t 🤣🤣

The second he said drops my eyes watered

00:03. why so dark @ 6?

CalebCity here wearing masks since October 2019 before the virus!


"Coincidence? I think not!"
-Dash Parr's teacher Bernie Kropp

“Can I open my eyes”😂😂😭

But the nurse never was there 😔

not even gonna lie this would be scary as hell closing your eyes and opening and not seeing anything

_eye_ messed up

His mask is down! How dare he!

"I gotta cut the other side a little bit so it looks the same"
Legendary words

As a med student, I found this hilariously scary...

The mask hits different now

Damn that’s thought u ain’t eyes anymore imagine that

I lost brain cells reading the title of the vid

“I messed up, I MESSED UP” 😂😂

A eye doctor with glasses

If the barber realize they messed up like the surgeon too would be good

When you realise the dude that is taking away his glasses is wearing glasses

Surgeon: Literally removes his eyes
Also the surgeon: “I messed up!”

Surgeon: Literally removes his eyes
Also the surgeon: “I messed up!”

Surgeon: Literally removes his eyes
Also the surgeon: “I messed up!”

Surgeon: Literally removes his eyes
Also the surgeon: “I messed up!”

Surgeon: Literally removes his eyes
Also the surgeon: “I messed up!”

Kfc

I had a stroke reading the title

* walks in * just a little off the t- oh no oh no

Oh no I messed up🤣

Am i the only one that had a stroke reading the title

Damn, he didn’t see that coming

Omg i am about to become a doctor this is a nightmare 😂😂

I am trying to understand what the title fucking means

They should show this in med school 😂

Danzo to any uchiha

the fact that he used a mask was amazing

I don't understand how I'm 100% convinced that there are two calebs in the room

That mask.
The fact that the outro is called "OddWin - 19"!
...

Caleb really got his eyes cut off for a skit talk about determination

Honestly that would be terrifying if you realized that you had no eyes one day

he didn’t notice that his eye was just cut out of his head

I ligit got an ad for free glasses as soon as I pressed on the video

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qualIty cOntenT~~

The last part
Eye messed up

i wish he could curse in these videos

How the fuck did he know his eyes where on the floor after he has no eyes? Whatt

Final destination vibes

EYE MESSED UP
I MESSED UP (I SEE THE PUN)

aw I messed up we have to go bald

When he said
OW NOU
I died🤣

THAT SHIT LOOKS LIKE A BLACK MIRROR EPISODE

The way he cut the other eye 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

the one thing you dont want to hear a surgeon say: oops

is it just me or does he kinda look like kid cudi

LOL

“can i open my eyes?”
*well yes but actually no*

Ah yes, theres always a microwave inside of a hospital 💀💀

This man wore a mask.. before covid

damn guess ima become a pirate

This freaked me out tbh

Omg imagine if this were real

pulls out knife then cuts with scissors noise

Totally hate whing this happens to me.

you mean, "eye messed up"

John 3:16-17 16. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.17. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. Romans 6:23 23. For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Romans 10:9-10 9. That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Amen.

3 words FInal destination 5

eye

And he will still tell himself it’s not that bad and leave a tip

I think his first mistake was using a literal box cutter on someone’s eyes

Why in the world he using a razer blade in the first place

why he have a blade lol thats not what eye surgery is

*MY EYES NOOOOOOOO NO-*

should have ended with
surgeon: so, you like it? is this better?
him: *opens eye, can't see anything* yes I love it, its amazing thank you *goes back home and cries*

1:04 :DDDDDDDDDD

Yooo is that a Gjallarhorn poster?

Bro turned into fetty wap x2

2:01 When atheists find out there's a hell😂

Man that would be so scary

Barbers: I messed up we gotta go bald
Eye doctor: I messed up we gotta go blind

After scene be like him standing in front of the car with his eyes in hand to seee

When he pulled the mask down the 2020 in me died inside.

Dude i just realise he has quarantine mask in 2019

*shitty barbers haha. The Unprofessional ones. Some barbers out there are cold af and don’t mess around

OoooHHHoooHhhHH nO! i MaDe iT wOrSt!!

But barbers still make you pay full price

“Damn I messed up, we gotta go blind”

As a barber I approve haha

Kids are gonna walk past that shop and see this through a window

What's the name of the song 1:12

He’s using a box cutter, no wonder his eye fell out

Imagine if this was the only evidence humans existed

I got a question
How did the guy not know that his eye was cut out? At least one eye needs to be open to cut it.

*Damn that sound.*

*1:00** That moment I had heart attack due to laughing.*

I messed Up!
I MESSED UPPPPPPPPP!
I felt that man yo

Cyberpunk 2077 be like:

Amazed that he didn’t use any sedatives for this procedure